So the world is gonna end, man this is really upsettin to this here ole man.
I do have trouble believin it though.
And heres why.
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Bible prophecy, ever time one them guys says it gonna end, they just go somewhere and drink that posion kool-aid.
Jehovah's witness, man them schwinn bike guys will lose too much business.
Lali Yuga, hell I thought this was the guy from Star Wars, that little guy was just too funny to know anything more than what the dark side guys were gonna do.
Armegeddon, well I never been there but I heard the beer was warm, so I said the hell with that.
2012, don't even go there that bar done burned down, bunch of years ago.
Jesus, now I know he never said no such, he was havin enuff truble with that deciple gang of his as it as was.
Mayans, now this one was really funny, ain't never even seen one of their calenders, and I heard their women were real ugly. Have you ever heard of a Mayan Fire Fighter, so. how the hell, they even gonna put a clendar together.
Then here comes all the books.
What the hell, by the time most people would get around to readin em the meteors would be a fallin no way.
They got groups, sayin the date too. They are sayin, December 21, 2012, now how foolish can that be, you'd think they would at least make it black friday or sumthin. Not just a couple days before Christmas.
Now can you just imagine the rush at Walmart, talk about needin crowd control.
The manager lookin in the parkin lot, sees a kazillion people, and its only the 20th, and they all want refunds, cause their kids won't be able to play with any this here stuff.
Back to the books, if the world is gonna blow up any way, what you spose to do with the damn books, stuff em like a turkey? Hell, grab your ankles and insert book.
Who are these guys in these groups no way, bunch a guys that are outta shape and have no hair, most of em I've seen any way, they are just a hopin and a wishin.
Well I ain't gonna talk bout this no more today, gotta go and open a dooms day beer, maybe even more.
I guess i best git to writin a survival post, before this computer shuts down, like it was suppose to in 1999.
What the hell, by the time most people would get around to readin em the meteors would be a fallin no way.
They got groups, sayin the date too. They are sayin, December 21, 2012, now how foolish can that be, you'd think they would at least make it black friday or sumthin. Not just a couple days before Christmas.
Now can you just imagine the rush at Walmart, talk about needin crowd control.
The manager lookin in the parkin lot, sees a kazillion people, and its only the 20th, and they all want refunds, cause their kids won't be able to play with any this here stuff.
Back to the books, if the world is gonna blow up any way, what you spose to do with the damn books, stuff em like a turkey? Hell, grab your ankles and insert book.
Who are these guys in these groups no way, bunch a guys that are outta shape and have no hair, most of em I've seen any way, they are just a hopin and a wishin.
Well I ain't gonna talk bout this no more today, gotta go and open a dooms day beer, maybe even more.
I guess i best git to writin a survival post, before this computer shuts down, like it was suppose to in 1999.
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Have no control over it anyway :)
I'm going to live my life as I always have. Doing what I want to do. My life will end at some point. There's nothing I can do to stay alive forever. I'm going to just have fun. Plain and simple.
Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
This ought to make you feel better: http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html
Too funny! I remember that cyber scare in 1999, how everyone waited to see if Australia blew since they were one of the first to roll over to the year 2000!
Loved your post today!
How do you spell FEAR?
There's soooo much $$$$$$ to be made on that word! Gr8 post.
Preppy, yep, thats right, ain't nuthin to fret about
Sandee,plain ole fun, I'm all for that
Charlene, them NASA guys, they got enuff money to know
MNM, yeah that y2k or what ever it was lol, computers just ignored it too
Coach Dayne, You got that right, any thing to make a movie,lol
I think Dayne is on point with this one...
i'm going to dig a basement under my house and stock up. it will be like 'a blast from the past' or something in the movie.
Well it just makes sense that everything would end on 12.21.2012.
I mean, 12 times 21 is 252, plus 2012 is 2264 divided by 3.399 which I chose so this would work out right, equals ... drum roll ... 666.
Plus Sarah Palin will be President by then. So we're all doomed.
Hunter me too, one big money machine here
Sarah, lol,you is so crazy
Lesley, I even saw the posters for that on line
Bugger. I see we have dome similar posts.
Never mind old chum, I'm sure we can still share the same blogspace.
Check me out for survival tips buddy!
Lesley, shouldn't the world have ended on 6th June '06 then? Just wondering.
Well they said the same thing about the year 2000. We made it through that one. I am not holding my breath or worrying. Not much I can do to stop it.
loved it Bob! Forget the survival blog... how about we get together and have a few of them "dooms day beers" lol and drink TO survival... OURS! :D
First one's on me :-)
the walmart was the best, return the gifts for cash, cuz we all knows a couple dollars will help ya out.
i remember in 99 my pa had me stay home and not go out drinkin cuz if the world ends, i should be home. Home Last night an ima sposta stay wit my ol man? .werstest part was getting to walmart the night b4, had to shovel thre feets of snow to drive an git more beer and dontcha know they sold all the ice in town cus no one wanted warm beer
Too funny! I think I'll have a doomsday beer with ya also.
Cheers,
C
Dan, I liked your post too
Uber, June 6th?
Miss Rae, yep, Big Hugs
Aion, Alright beers all around
John, walmart loves them crowds
ByDSea, yay, another beer then it is
Yeah we "should" be home when the world ends, huh?
"Like a thief in the night....."
Well if we're all going to meet our maker anyways that's me off my diet then. Chocolate anyone?
Sandra,lol you are never home
Carmen, yay chocolates
Amazing how widespread this 2012 business is on the internet. It's like unconditional love: everybody talks about it but nobody really believes in it.
We were just talking about this. Here in AZ there is a whole channel (Or so I am told, I have a different cable provider) dedicated to 2012!
I will say I am going to wait till after the 21st to go Christmas shopping. LOL! Just kidding.
I also heard some scientists talk about solar flares that will knock out our electricity for weeks.
The doomsday people annoy me. Thank you for hoisting them on their own petard. I don't know what that means actually. But I always wanted to say it.
Christie,
Ain't that somethin, a whole damn channel, money or what
Nothingbut,
Like Coach said FEAR sells, and they are promoting this fear
San, considered it said,lol
Hi Bob
I missed you!!!!
Loved your post.
I can't even think of it!
They said the same thing about the year 2000!.
Much love to you and Bess and as always,
hugs hugs
Betty, welcome home,the chocolates were that good huh,lol
San, you dream painting was too cool
You can do one of two things:
1. Live like there is no tomorrow and you'll enjoy the life you have.
2. Worry that there will be tomorrow and your life will be so miserable, you'll wish there wasn't one.
My vote is on #1.
Insert book! Cracking up over that one! I knew a lady who had her whole basement stockpiled with crap for 1999. Craziness!
The 2012 thing was a campaign by Chocmal Advertising in Cancun to promote tourism and sell their IHOP calendars, tortillas and ruins business during off-season to crazy Americans. When 2012 gets here they will say, "Oh, sorry, loco turistas, we made typo. We meant 2102! Sorry, companeros!
Business as usual.
Hi Bob, just dropping by to say thanks for the comment and great blog! I'll be watching 2012 tomorrow so I guess i'll be seeing how we're all gonna die in 3 years time!
I'm more concerned about it ending in an instant from a freak accident.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Secretia
Happy Thanksgiving to you and Bess. Are you having turkey and all the trimmings?
I just discovered that you and I are both Virgos. How about that. Help us all. Bwahahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day and Thanksgiving. :)
I am very strict against this political brain wash techniques. We all know that our galaxy could be swallowed in one second ANY TIME by a black hole. So what? Let's try to respect our planet being more and more "green" and let start farting altogether against the meteors on the 20th Dec 2012!
Damn do I need to discover religion?
Thanks for that assurance... Whew! Now I can start hoarding money WHEN I get my hands on it.
Bob.. you have an award on my page. Please come over and collect it.
This was thought up by the Ancient Mayans because they worked by two calenders. One had only three numbers. 012, and after that, then they ran out of numbers. Modern Mayans don't believe in this myth.
There is nothing at all in the Bible saying when the World will end!
Had to take a look after reading your forum posts. Funny stuff. Keep it up.
Dang it Bob, I've been practicing my throwing arms in the air and running around in circles screaming 'were gonna die!' Now you tell me it's not gonna end? jeeze. :)
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